A Whale's Vagina...So Far

Before leaving for SD on Friday, I went back to Spanish Fly to get a clean up on my hair. & I got my hair cut on Monday. Yeeeaaaah, my hair grows pretty fast. haha. I left around 11 & didn't even reach SD until about 7:30. Yeah, I was pissed. Considering how fast I was driving (85-100mph), I THOUGHT I was gonna get here faster. Well actually, I reached Valencia around 3:30 & was stuck in traffic until I reached Orange County. Would've reached SD in 6 - 6 1/2 hours. But stupid me, leaving hella late. Whatever, haha.

Get to SD, go to Auntie Myrna's to see the grandparents & me, LJ, and Ryan go to Chick-fil-A. It just opened in Mira Mesa, so I guess it's the new spot. & wow, was it the new spot. There was a grip of people & it was crackin' like it was the In-N-Out alternative. Being the outgoing & not-so-quiet me, I kinda cracked a few jokes. Like, I ordered a sweet tea & the guy giving me my tea didn't know how to work the machine. His co-worker goes, "How long have you been working here?" & under my breath, I responded "...Since it opened?" So I got my chicken sandwich & we were waiting on Ryan's. This little cutie gurl calls out his name & I was gonna get it for him. She hella disappeared & I didn't know where the fuck she put the sandwich. So I loudly said, "Did you guys say Ryan?" They hella don't know how to work. Maybe I should yelp this place later.

So we get back to LJ's & Ryan asks if we wanna go see Demi Lovato tomorrow @ Fashion Valley. I wasn't opposed to seeing this girl. I mean, the bitch got some serious ass pipes. His friend ended up giving us 2 VIP wristbands & 1 regular since she couldn't make it. She stood in line at the Microsoft Store opening to get them, I guess. LJ & I started talking like cholas for some strange reason. I guess we outgrew our black gurl voices? We decided to re-watch Book 1 of "Avatar: The Last Airbender" & we ended the night at Chapter 6. We were falling asleep at 1, during Katara's speech she gives to the Earth Kingdom villagers that were captured by the Fire Nation. I hella woke up towards the end & I was like, "omg gurl. Shut up." & LJ was like, "I know right? You're taking too long." We confessed that we both fell asleep. & she woke up to me when I told Katara to stfu. haha.

Sooo, yesterday we went to Fashion to see Ms. Lovato perform. There were hella boppers (of course) & other unnecessary people there. Ryan said there were more people there than those who went to see John Legend the day before. People started waiting in line to get in since the morning, I guess. But we hella showed up there at 3, when she was supposed to start performing. Ryan didn't wanna be separated from us because he had a regular wristband. The VIP ones were white, regular ones are black. LJ turned it inside-out so it looked like he was wearing a white wristband. He got in. LOL. There was a red carpet & everything. I felt like a diva. There were like, 3 cameras but I pretended there were 50. So I just stood there & kept posing. For nobody. aahahahhaa. So we find Ryan's friends & stand behind them. I start to move & realize I stepped in somebody's nasty neon green gum. I made a lightweight scene. I yelled out, "OH FUCK NO. WHO'S FUCKING GUM DID I JUST STEP IN!?!?" & I turned to these girls behind me and I was like "Was it you two?" & they hella didn't respond to me and they were looking at the ground. It was totally them. I started talking shit. LOL. Well yeah, Demi was reallyyy good. She makes cracking seem soo sexy. She started to sing "This Is Me" with this little girl she pulled outta the audience & I did the Joe Jonas harmony to it. This lady in front of me told me, "Your voice is better than hers!" & I thanked her. Then I was like, "Waiiiit. Is she talking about Demi? Or that little 7-year-old?" ahahahaha. I felt bad though. I called her a bitch earlier cuz she kept staring at me. LOL.

Last night was fun. It was Keilani's birthday party/kickback thing. LJ & I got ready pretty early and we decided to stop by at Karen's. She wasn't finished getting ready so we went to go get booze. We went back to Karen's & waited for her. She didn't know we were across the street waiting for her. We straight up went on a stakeout & followed her for a good 5mins. LOL. No stalker tho'. LJ & I could NOT stop talking like cholas. It's soo hard. Sometimes we wouldn't even realize we were talking like that & it started to become fluid with our normal talk. We seriously had to stop. haha. But anyway, I didn't really plan on getting drunk. But uhhh, I hella did. Met two new putas. One of them my soulmate. She's amazing. We talked about alcohol being a diuretic. I know, right? We're tots meant to be. I'm amazed that I remember everything though. I mean, the first shot I took was probably a triple or quadruple shot. It was in a red cup & didn't tell Keilani to stop until I had a decent amount of alcohol in that cup. I was like, "Am I supposed to take all this at once?" & everyone said yes. Bitches. They tried to take advantage of me. ): Especially Karen. That slut. LJ called me in cuz this guy (I forgot his name. Naturally.) was playing the piano. He started playing "On Bended Knee" & I guess we were singing hellaaaa loud cuz Karen came in & told us to stfu. Whoooops. But yeah, I was obviously drunk if I told everyone to add me on facebook, myspace, twitter, & tumblr multiple times. Oh, & telling people they were my best friends. My two infamous lines when I'm drunk. Damn, I'm hella weird.

idk what I'm doing today. I want frogurt.